Unknown Eric's Damaged Ramblings

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Great Lost Romance of the Mix Tape

The pure physicality of it. The fact that you had to flip the tape over to hear the rest. The lack of ease of skipping songs, making it something you almost had to listen to in its entirety. The flow, trying to place the upbeat songs near the beginning of each side.

It just seemed more romantic to give your crush a well-decorated cassette tape than some sort of mp3 playlist or a cheap burned CD...

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Los Dos Amigos

Born in Illinois to a black farmer and a Nova Scotian black bear, Ms. Tess Tickle makes her living selling canned dandruff door to door in eastern Europe.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Words of wisdom.

As Michael Jackson sang (or at least seemed to) in "Man in the Mirror:"

"And no mustache coulda banged any Clippers."

Which clearly foretold Dirk Nowitzki's 50 point night against the Suns.

Hurricanes in 6.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Facts about Unknown Eric.

Unknown Eric has electric guitars in his heart.

Unknown Eric hates everybody except you.

Unknown Eric killed the Music Man with a pool cue to the skull.

Unknown Eric wants to go where you never let him before.

Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter.

Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball.

Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare.

Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

SNORKS ON A PLANE!!

Just a bunch of lame-ass underwater Smurfs if you ask me.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

SNACKS ON A PLANE!

Can I interest you in some peanuts?

Monday, March 27, 2006

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

Snakes.

On a plane.

I'm just gonna sit back and let that sink in.